"Don’t tell anyone but I’ve got my BPS payment."
- Vicky Clarke, North Yorkshire
"Do you think they’d notice if we just went to the pub?"
– Katherine McDonald, Devon
"There is no way the auctioneer is taking my wonky eye as a bid this week, Fred!"
– Chris Johnson, West Yorkshire
"Don’t look now, but Farmers Guardian are taking our picture for the caption competition"
– Madeline Montgomery, Carmarthen