"Just when John thought things couldn’t get any worse, he noticed someone had stolen the trailer gate"
Chris Matthews, Powys
"Just wait until you see what this little lot will fetch on eBay!"
Rob Falconer, South Glamorgan
"I will not make two trips with the wheelbarrow"
Heather Laurie, Dumfries and Galloway
"Damn it, I’ve forgotten the kitchen sink!"
Samuel Kurtz, Pembrokeshire